For years two brothers — ONE LAWYER and the other a deaf-mute accountant — worked for a mobster. Whenever the mobster and the accountant needed to communicate, the lawyer brother would use sign language and serve an an interpreter. One day the mobster realized his books were short three million dollars. He called in the…

A Lawyer died and immediately went to hell for his many professional sins. As the Devil was leading him deeper and deeper into hell, closer and closer to the hottest fires, he notices another lawyer making passionate love to an absolutely gorgeous woman. “Damn it”, said the lawyer, “how come I’m going to go down even…